#chew up cannon if you're stuck on plot

[avery-allyss]

... the following is the plot of a fan fiction. This is not advice, it's an example of something possibly worse. This is an outline of 3 chapters.

In response to my existence, I have decided to drag the world into a less ugly stage.

- No, identifying as a problem doesn't impact this

The art of bullshit

-As a self-proclaimed fae childe^™…

-Chanel the Lovegoods

-Plant the seeds on insanity in the root of madness.

- Refuse the constructs. All is relative.

- Names are nonsensical and pointless to remember.

- Bright smiles and even brighter colors 

- Everything is fallible, poke all the holes

How to win a war as a pacifist

- Spar everything, don't forget to heal!

- Innovate subtle portable energy sources

- Respect the third party: mother nature

-Origami is much more important than Intel

-Have shit allies who are not on the same page

- Bewilder the opposition. On both sides.

- The entire experience is a learning opportunity 

Thank God friends are optional

- Too bad they didn't get the memo

- In which a poet and a knight become fascinated by a fae-childe

-Befriend the fairy of creation

- Tease at the internal affairs of the shadows

- Collect a errant professor and his Ill gotten quarry

- An elf is unneeded in the demand of a daughter

- Become the sparkly pink problem.

To Carve a bureaucracy; the politics of the oppressed 

It's called "I promise I'm sane"

why can't i do a plot beforehand :(